Today there is no blogging class for you ;)
For a change, I will entertain you today.
Every time when I open my WordPress dashboard, first thing I’ll do is: to approve my comments.
After approving them, I usually check Akismet folder whether any good comments caught by Akismet or not.
90% of the time, I end up with spammy comments. So, I got an idea to write about these spam comments in a funny way.
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Ohh is it? Are you really gonna bookmark my site? Well, great then. I would like to see your bookmarks.
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Even I’ve subscribed to your comments.. just now!
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Ohh.. Monday is a weekend for you? I would be glad to know from which planet you belong.
Awesome writing style!
Writing style? I’ve just posted a video.. So brilliant you are, you are able to see my writing even on my videos?
I really appreciate this post. I have been looking everywhere for this! Thank goodness I found it on Bing. You have made my day! Thank you again
Does your site have a contact page? I’m having problems locating it but, I’d like to shoot you an email. I’ve got some recommendations for your blog you might be interested in hearing. Either way, great site and I look forward to seeing it grow over time.
You must be blind. Contact page is in my blood. Can’t you see it?
I always spent my half an hour to read this weblog’s content daily along with a mug of coffee.
So, this is the reason my blog got low bounce rate. BTW I have posted only one article so far on my blog. I’m wondering why you are reading the same post again and again? Anyways how lucky I’m.
It took me 89.5 hours to decode your comment. Here’s the reply: F***O**
Can i get a one small picture from your site?
Why not? BTW you got a wonderful opportunity to spend whole night with Justin Beiber for your comment on my blog. If you comment again on my blog you will get a chance to win OSCAR award(2 comments = 2 Oscars, 4 comments = 4 oscars, your OSCAR awards will depend on your comment count ;)).
Please don’t miss this opportunity. Limited edition(I’ve already distributed 1 crore Oscars through my blog).
Over to you
Read again if you’ve skimmed.
What’s the funniest spam comment you’ve ever got? If you removed them all – tell me which made you ROFL from the above!
And happy weekend :)